hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
So I applied to a ranch/ school thing in Colorado working with at-risk high school youth. They got back to me and asked for my resume. Here’s hoping!
when life gives you lemons what do you do
DONT MAKE LEMONADE
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!
I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!
IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
when you’re riding on a long rein with your feet out of your stirrups and your horse spooks
That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.
Here’s to the:
- geometrically challenged dressage riders
- timid eventers
- fashion challenged hunters
- reiners who don’t know counterclockwise from clockwise
- and the barrel racers who don’t know left from right
May our riding ever be some sort of freaking miracle