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shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

So I applied to a ranch/ school thing in Colorado working with at-risk high school youth. They got back to me and asked for my resume. Here’s hoping!

Chipmunk chillin and snackin in the staff cabin #hewantsthewifi

Chipmunk chillin and snackin in the staff cabin #hewantsthewifi

eridanampervert:

genocidersyooo:

when life gives you lemons what do you do

DONT MAKE LEMONADE

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! 

IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

theyorkshirepony:

when you’re riding on a long rein with your feet out of your stirrups and your horse spooks

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netflixgurl:

That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.

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Here goes nothing #applying #taketheplunge #wrangler #winterseason #ranch #colorado

Here goes nothing #applying #taketheplunge #wrangler #winterseason #ranch #colorado

menagerieofchaos:

Here’s to the:

  • geometrically challenged dressage riders
  • timid eventers
  • fashion challenged hunters
  • reiners who don’t know counterclockwise from clockwise
  • and the barrel racers who don’t know left from right

May our riding ever be some sort of freaking miracle